Disbarred lawyer Wyatt Thomas, the eccentric protagonist of Big Easy and Murder Etouffee is back. On a date with long-suffering girlfriend Carla Manetti at a jazz club across the river, Wyatt and Carla are witnesses to an attempted murder. As usual Wyatt sees things a little differently than the cops sent to investigate the crime. This short story appears in the book Murder Etouffee.
CRUEL WOMAN BLUES
By Eric Wilder
The greatest free ride in
Carla Manetti's old Plymouth Duster had finally died and gone to Car Heaven up in La Place. Now we were on an evening test drive to Algiers Point in her new Mustang convertible. It included a side trip to the
Behind us the river was dark,
"What a view," she said. "Lights and river sounds."
"No place like it in the world."
"Wyatt, you just like it cause it's free."
"It's not free. I paid a dollar, didn't I?"
"I paid the dollar," Carla said.
Despite her chiding, Carla had a grand smile. When I put my arms around her, she leaned against me, resting her shoulders on my chest. "You know what I really like about the ferry ride?"
"Being with me?"
"No, the river is like a giant, powerful being. I feel more alive out here than any place in the City."
A passing tug's whistle signaled proximity to the docking point and we hurried downstairs to the lower deck. After rolling off the ramp we parked the car at a dockside meter, needing it only for the return trip to the City. The ferry had made its last run for the night.
Everyone knows about
Mama Tujugue, owner of the
Mama Tujugue, her fine features highlighting the best aspects of all the many races contributing to her origins, topped six feet in stocking feet. Her very existence was an anomaly of life in the old South, more specifically,
Old
Now, Mama Tujugue was simply a beautiful
Mama led us to a table near the stage where a local group was murdering their rendition of Basin Street Blues. Carla ordered an Abita, local amber beer brewed across the lake in Abita Springs. I made do with water.
The Palace was a converted warehouse, cheaply renovated to highlight music and not architecture. Jazz posters and Mardi Gras banners, draping exposed rafters, provided the only decoration but no one seemed to mind the seediness. A half dozen harried waiters and waitresses hustled to serve those gathered for the occasion.
Shortly after
Amid suspense-heightening darkness the drummer rolled out an expectant beat, the bass man joining with a slow three-note riff. Then, from somewhere on stage, vibrato strains from a throaty electric guitar immersed the room in sound. It caused a wave of applause to swell through the crowd. The spotlight, beam narrowed to a circle of blue, slowly enlarged, focusing on a point near center stage.
As the music grew louder, along with growing applause, Snakebite Thompson's face appeared behind a gooseneck microphone. His closed eyes and pock-marked cheeks combined in a contorted grimace, exposing the depth and pain of some unknown despair. Original black enamel, chipped but untouched, coated the old Fender strapped across his shoulder. We watched, trapped in a timeless hypnotic trance, as Snakebite launched into Cruel Woman Blues, his scratchy voice dueling with a pulsating melody produced by the throaty electric guitar. Applause erupted from the audience.
What a stylist. He was more than I expected, far exceeding his recorded performances on cheap vinyl. Snakebite Thompson was real, his effect momentous, but what occurred next sent us all into communal shock. A gunshot, fired from somewhere in the darkness, resonated through the warehouse and Snakebite's resultant scowl went without notice, at least until he dropped the guitar and clutched his chest.
The single gunshot awoke the audience from its trance and no one waited around for the inevitable second shot. Rising in unison, they piled through the door, along with every member of the band. Well, everyone except Carla and me. Thinking better of charging into the line of fire, I wrestled her to the floor and under our table.
Wyatt, was that gunfire?"
Not answering her question, I rushed instead to center stage where Snakebite lay writhing on the floor, clutching his chest, blood pluming from beneath his hand. Anticipating another gun shot, I dragged him behind an electric speaker. The second shot never came.
Wailing sirens, echoing from across the river, moved toward us. When they arrived the old warehouse was almost empty. It didn't stop a dozen cops from bursting through the doors, pistols drawn. Rushing to the stage they grabbed my collar, threw me face-down against the floor and crammed a shoe into the small of my back. One big cop almost yanked my arms from their sockets as he cuffed me. Taking a deep breath, I tried to relax and ignore the cocked .38 pointed at my head.
"He didn't do it," Carla said, lunging from under the table. "He only tried to help. The person who did it is up there."
All eyes followed Carla's finger as she pointed toward the balcony. I even managed to wriggle around and take a look myself. That's when I saw the woman standing there, a smoking pistol grasped firmly in her hand.
Jimmy Don O'Rear was the burly police detective investigating the shooting. He was young, a full thatch of red hair covering his big head. He wasn't smiling and he had the
look of a man that rarely did. He ordered his men to uncuff me but I could tell they didn't like his orders. Still, they did have a prime suspect holding a smoking pistol.
Although situated across the river,
Snakebite cursed a blue streak when paramedics loaded him on an ambulance bound for
"How long will this take?" she finally demanded.
"Till we're done," Jimmy Don said.
The detective's accent was a strange blend of
"Well you better get done mighty fast," she countered. "Tomorrow's Friday, my biggest day. I got a zydeco band coming in all the way from
Mama Tujugue's announcement failed to impress Jimmy Don.
"Save it for the Padre. We may finish up Monday."
“No way, my banker will own the place by Monday."
Jimmy Don halted, returned Mama's harsh stare and held up his hand. "Get off my case, lady and let me question the suspect."
At the mention of the woman in cuffs, Mama Tujugue looked at her for the first time. Appearing to do a double-take, her mouth gaped and hands dropped to her sides.
"
"You know this woman?" Jimmy Don asked.
"She’s Geneva Thompson. I've known her all my life."
"Thompson? Any relation to the victim?"
"His wife," Mama Tujugue said.
Jimmy Don exchanged a knowing glance with his second-in-command, a blue coat sergeant with snowy white hair beneath his police cap.
"Sarge, it looks like we have a motive," he said.
"
"Well apparently she did."
O'Rear broke away from Mama Tujugue's stare, turning his attention to Geneva Thompson. "Anything you want to tell us?"
Geneva Thompson was an attractive middle-aged woman, shorter and darker than Mama Tujugue, but about the same age. Mama put her arms around her and they both dissolved into tears. Jimmy Don waited until they regained their composure, and then cleared his throat to remind
"I did it. I shot my husband," she said.
"Now wait just a minute," Mama Tujugue said. "I didn't hear anyone advise
Through her tears,
That's all Jimmy Don and the sergeant needed to hear. Nudging her toward the stairs, they prepared to haul her away in the patrol car.
"Wait a minute, Detective," I said. "This woman didn't shoot Snakebite."
All eyes were suddenly on me.
"Who are you?" Jimmy Don said, squaring his hips and staring down his Irish nose at me.
"Wyatt Thomas. This woman is innocent. If you had eyes, you'd see it yourself."
"Look here, wise guy. I got a suspect with a motive and a smoking gun. What do you know about anything?"
"He's a P.I. across the river," Carla said, elbowing her way into the fray. "He's forgotten more about crime than you'll ever know."
Jimmy Don eyeballed Carla, then looked at me and sneered. "Most P.I.'s turn my stomach. If you don't have something concrete to add to this investigation, then get out of my way."
"This lady didn't do the shooting," I said. "A Government sharp-shooter couldn't have made that shot from here. It came from the right side of the stage."
Jimmy Don glanced down at the fallen microphone, a good hundred feet away and considered my remark. "How the hell would you know where it came from?"
Carla didn't give me a chance to answer. Reaching beneath my jacket, she yanked the shirt loose from my belt, exposing the ropy layer of scar tissue on my stomach.
"Cause he knows what it's like in a fire fight. Can you say the same, Detective?"
Jimmy Don studied the scar a moment and said, "Gunshot?"
"You can see it is," Carla said. "Now do you believe him?"
I didn't let him answer. "The bullet caught Snakebite just below the heart, in his left side. Someone standing off-stage shot him but it wasn’t this lady, at least not from here."
"Then what's she doing with the pistol?"
"I don't know, but you might find out by having your men take a look down there."
"Who has access to that part of the building?" Jimmy Don asked, looking at Mama Tujugue.
"Band members and their families," she said. "A corridor leads to the stage from the dressing rooms. There are several tables at stage side for family members to watch the performances without dealing with the crowd."
Jimmy Don tapped the sergeant's shoulder and nodded toward the exit near the right of stage. "Tony, take some men and check those dressing rooms."
Sergeant Tony bounded down the stairs and disappeared with a group of policemen along the darkened corridor leading to the dressing rooms. They soon returned with a woman, a much younger version of Geneva Thompson. Streaked mascara and a puffy face revealed her present emotional state. Before she could speak, Geneva Thompson blurted another confession.
"Baby," she said. "I'm sorry I shot your daddy."
"You know each other?" Jimmy Don asked, directing his question to
"She’s Enid, my daughter. And Snakebite's," she added.
I didn't miss the knowing glance exchanged between
"We found her hiding in the closet in one of the dressing rooms," Sergeant Tony said.
"What were you doing in the closet, Miss Thompson?" Jimmy Don said.
"My name's not Thompson, its Barnett," she said, earning another admonishing glare from her mother.
No one missed the glance this time, including Jimmy Don O'Rear. "Is this your mother?" he said.
Momentarily chastised into silence, Enid Barnett only nodded.
"Then Mr. Thompson is your stepfather?"
"Leave her alone," Geneva Thompson said. "She's grieving because I shot her father. I've confessed to the shooting and now I insist you take me downtown, or whatever you do with criminals."
Jimmy Don shrugged, glanced at Sergeant Tony and pointed toward the stairs. "You got a point, lady. Who am I to argue?"
Sergeant Tony nudged Geneva Thompson toward the stairway and Jimmy Don started after them, but stopped abruptly when I said, "Wait a minute."
"I don't have time for this, P.I. We've had four hundred murders since New Years and I've worked my share of them."
"But she couldn't have made the shot from here," I said.
"Maybe she shot him there and ran up here to get away. Maybe her daughter saw her do it and hid so she wouldn't have to finger her mother. Whatever, I have a confession and a smoking gun. Unless you can convince me in thirty seconds or less I got the wrong shooter, then stand back and let me do my job."
Jimmy Don's soliloquy started six feet away from where I stood but ended with the hulking detective standing six inches from my face, his own red from anger. When he finished, I waited until he took a deep breath and stepped back a pace.
"I'm savvy. I know you are doing everything in your power. No one's blaming you or the Department for the murder rate. I just see no sense in you booking an innocent woman."
"I didn't twist her arm for the confession."
"Maybe she's pulling the old wounded bird trick on you."
Jimmy Don gave me a crooked look, but said, "What the hell are you jabbering about?"
"Where a mother bird feigns a broken wing to draw a predator away from the nest."
Jimmy Don's eyes closed and he took another deep breath and I held up a finger to prevent him from cutting me off.
"What if
Jimmy Don's big arms folded tightly against his chest, but he was obviously considering my story.
"What's the motive?"
"Anger? Jealousy, maybe? Help us, Mama T. You know Snakebite. Why would his stepdaughter want to shoot him?"
"Snakebite's the kindest gentleman I ever met. Wouldn't hurt a fly, but -"
"But what, Mama?"
Mama Tujugue looked first at
"Snakebite's a womanizer. Chases anything in skirts. Always has. It's a game with him."
"Even his stepdaughter?" I asked.
By now, both Enid and her mother were crying. "I'm sorry,"
Sergeant Tony released the cuffs from Geneva Thompson without asking and quickly transferred them to
"Mama," I said. "Call your lawyer and go down to the station with
* * *
Later that night we drove across the Greater New Orleans Bridge to
Even at this hour barges and steamers plied the busy river. Jazz and neon beckoned tourists on
Great
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